I play Arkham Knight: Day 1
8.10am: Woo Joker's dead. Long live other villains!
8.12am: Ooooh very pretty.
8.15am: You lost control in 24 hours, damn Gordon way to fuck it up. Wait, why does he look like Harrison Ford?!
8.16am: Wait... If Babs is paralyzed, how can I play as Batgirl?!
8.20am: Sweet candy-coated Jesus. Why is this Batmobile so hard to drive?!
8.22am: Stop crashing you stupid car!!!!!!
8.27am: Oh Heyyy Poison Ivy! Wait, why aren't you wearing pants?!
8.30am: For the love of all that is Bat-Holy, explain how to kill the drone tanks!!!
8.35am: Why does the Batmobile have roller coaster seats in the back? That's taking the ride at Six Flags way too seriously...
9.00am: What have you done to my Riddler you sick bastards?!?!?!?!
9.15am: That wasn't a riddle you morons that was a fucking race!!!!!! ага XD
9.37am: Why do I need a winch to get my car up a building?! I have a fucking plane!!!! - вопрос на миллион
9.41am: Why am I driving on a roof?! I HAVE A FUCKING PLANE THAT DELIVERED THE WENCH. JUST USE THE WENCH WITH THE BATPLANE!!! This is so convoluted.
9.53am: Oh, I'm so stealthy. Let's just get my super loud plane to shoot a giant pod onto the roof with hostiles and hostages! I'm sure no one will hear that!! AND let me then change out in the open where anyone can look at my face! Good thing I'm not famous in this city or anything. Secret identity, what's that?!?! Fucktard.
10.05am: ACE chemicals is producing the chemicals for Scarecrow's toxin?!?!?! I never would have fucking guessed!It's just the ONLY chemical plant in the city, and known to be EVIL. It took us 2 satellites and 15 minutes of bullshit to figure that out?! I thought we were geniuses here in the Bat Family!!! - без комментариев, "внезапности" такие "внезапности"
10.17am: The Arkham Knight?! I thought I was the Arkham Knight! Who the fuck is that?! Why does he hate me?! Is he Dick? Tim? Jason? - я тоже был уверен из названия, что речь о Бэтмене, но не тут-то было
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